My mom was in town to see Drewpy in a school play. Mickey D phoned to say he would have to stay at work late so instead of coming home first, he would meet up with mom and I at the school. I let her in on the plans while we ate dinner with the three boys.
Half way through the chicken caesar salad, my six year old Achey turned and said in a very serious tone to my mom, "Grandma, if you're thinking about hugging my dad when you see him tonight - DON'T. We have a no-touch policy at my school".